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Kinky Comfort – The Ultimate Adult Toy Throw Blanket
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?️ Dive into a world of comfort and kink with our ‘Kinky Comfort – The Ultimate Adult Toy Throw Blanket’! This is no ordinary throw blanket, it’s an ‘Adult Toy Throw Blanket’ ?️ that celebrates your sensually adventurous spirit.
The ‘Adult Toy Throw Blanket’ is adorned ?️ with a DTG printed gallery of sex toys — from the cheeky butt plug ? to the electrifying buzz of a Rabbit Vibrator ?, the mischievous pinch of nipple clamps, to the dominating presence of a gag ball ⚫. And let’s not forget the loyal dildo ? and our own version of the renowned Hitachi Magic Wand ⚡.
This ‘Adult Toy Throw Blanket’ is a proud and naughty homage to the BDSM/S&M lifestyle ?. Ideal for OnlyFans and Pornhub content creators ?, or simply for those who appreciate a sprinkle of saucy humor in their everyday life!
Our ‘Adult Toy Throw Blanket’ delivers a luxurious, silk touch feel ?, thanks to its 100% polyester composition. It’s machine washable ?, flame retardant ?, and hypoallergenic ? – because safety is sexy! Each blanket is made to order, helping us reduce overproduction and make more environmentally conscious decisions ?.
?% polyester for a luxurious, silk touch feel.
?Bold, lasting DTG print on one side.
? Machine washable because let’s face it, life happens.
? A white reverse side for when you want to play it cool.
? Flame retardant and hypoallergenic because safety is sexy!
And remember, each of our blankets is made to order and sourced from China ??, helping us reduce overproduction. Thank you for supporting us in making more environmentally conscious decisions! ??
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