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$46.50 โ $54.50
Innocent Chic Hoodie โ Sassy & Cozy Edition.
Get ready to snuggle up in the ultimate paradox of a hoodie! This โInnocent Chic Hoodieโ might look as sweet as your grandmaโs apple pie 
, but itโs got a punchline sharper than her kitchen knives 
. Perfect for those cooler evenings when you want to be snug as a bug 
but naughty as a devil 
. Don this double-entendre delight and keep โem guessing if youโre walking on the sunny 
or the shady side 
of the street.
Description
Description
Introducing your new favorite partner-in-crime: the โInnocent Chic Hoodieโ โ where snuggly comfort meets sly humor in a match made in wardrobe heaven! ??
Crafted with a blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is the superhero cape for the modern-day mischief-maker. With fabric weight thatโs just right at 8.0 oz/ydยฒ, youโll be armored against chilly whispers of the night ?without feeling like youโre in a portable sauna. ?โ
The air-jet spun yarn is like a soft lullaby for your skin, making pilling a distant nightmare. Pull up the double-lined hood, tighten that matching drawcord, and poof! Youโre the mysterious stranger with a hidden agenda (or just hiding a bad hair day ?โ โ we donโt judge!).
But wait, thereโs more! The quarter-turned body ensures that the only lines youโre rocking are the ones on your well-practiced smirk ?. The 1ร1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex give you that snug fit, so whether youโre stretching for a high-five or reaching for the remote, youโre covered. ?โ
The front pouch pocket is the perfect hideout for your hands or your stash of secret goodies ?. And with double-needle stitching throughout, this hoodieโs durability is like your sense of humor โ it lasts longer than the awkward silence after a dad joke. ?
Whether youโre lounging on the couch or out causing a mild ruckus, this hoodieโs got your back. So go ahead, make a statement without saying a wordโฆ because sometimes, being a little bit naughty is the nicest thing you can do. ?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
โBottoms Upโ Cheeky Water Bottle โ Hydration with a Twist! 
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