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Innocent Chic Hoodie – Sassy & Cozy Edition.
Get ready to snuggle up in the ultimate paradox of a hoodie! This ‘Innocent Chic Hoodie’ might look as sweet as your grandma’s apple pie 🥧, but it’s got a punchline sharper than her kitchen knives 🔪. Perfect for those cooler evenings when you want to be snug as a bug 🐛 but naughty as a devil 😈. Don this double-entendre delight and keep ’em guessing if you’re walking on the sunny 😎 or the shady side 🌚 of the street.
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Introducing your new favorite partner-in-crime: the ‘Innocent Chic Hoodie’ – where snuggly comfort meets sly humor in a match made in wardrobe heaven! ??
Crafted with a blend of 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester, this hoodie is the superhero cape for the modern-day mischief-maker. With fabric weight that’s just right at 8.0 oz/yd², you’ll be armored against chilly whispers of the night ?without feeling like you’re in a portable sauna. ?♂️
The air-jet spun yarn is like a soft lullaby for your skin, making pilling a distant nightmare. Pull up the double-lined hood, tighten that matching drawcord, and poof! You’re the mysterious stranger with a hidden agenda (or just hiding a bad hair day ?♂️ – we don’t judge!).
But wait, there’s more! The quarter-turned body ensures that the only lines you’re rocking are the ones on your well-practiced smirk ?. The 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex give you that snug fit, so whether you’re stretching for a high-five or reaching for the remote, you’re covered. ?♀️
The front pouch pocket is the perfect hideout for your hands or your stash of secret goodies ?. And with double-needle stitching throughout, this hoodie’s durability is like your sense of humor – it lasts longer than the awkward silence after a dad joke. ?
Whether you’re lounging on the couch or out causing a mild ruckus, this hoodie’s got your back. So go ahead, make a statement without saying a word… because sometimes, being a little bit naughty is the nicest thing you can do. ?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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