$53.50 – $62.00Price range: $53.50 through $62.00
Uncircumcised? Hoodie Heist” Unisex Hoodie – She Can Borrow, Not Steal!
“Laugh your way into comfort with our ‘Uncircumcised? Hoodie Heist’ Unisex Hoodie. It’s the softest hoodie you’ll ever own, and with a witty line that’s sure to spark conversations. You can share, but keep the ownership! 😉🔥”
Description
? Hey there! Embrace the chill ?️ in style with our “Uncircumcised? Hey, at least you have one hoodie she can’t steal… But she can borrow daily” design hoodie. ?
In the battle of the sexes, the great hoodie heist is a common tale. ?️♀️ Ladies sneaking away with the guys’ hoodies, leaving them hoodie-less and cold. Well, not anymore! With our witty line, “Uncircumcised? Hey, at least you have one hoodie she can’t steal… But she can borrow daily”, claim your territory and spark a few laughs along the way. ??
Don’t let the humor fool you; this hoodie isn’t just a gag. It’s the softest one you’ll ever own, mixing comfort with classic streetwear fashion. The convenient pouch pocket is perfect for your essentials while the warm hood protects against chilly breezes. ?️?
Key Features: ?? • 100% cotton face for a plush feel ? • Blend of 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester – built for comfort and durability ?? • Front pouch pocket – Keep your hands warm or store quick-access items ? • Self-fabric patch on the back – for that extra touch of style ? • Matching flat drawstrings – to secure the hood snugly ?️ • 3-panel hood – offering ultimate coziness and warmth ?
As an extra bonus, this hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, reducing overproduction and promoting thoughtful purchasing decisions. ?? Remember, this one’s off-limits, ladies…unless you’re borrowing it daily! ??
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