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Unisex Hoodie โ โIf you want vanilla, Buy ice creamโ message
Unleash your bold side with our โIf You Want Vanilla, Buy Ice Creamโ hoodie. Crafted from a luxurious blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, this hoodie offers unparalleled comfort and durability. Its 100% cotton face provides the perfect canvas for personalization, while the Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey options add a touch of sophistication. Featuring a front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings, and a 3-panel hood, itโs designed for both style and functionality. The tear-away tag ensures maximum comfort, making it the ultimate choice for those who live boldly.
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Welcome to the ultimate crossover of cozy couture and playful provocation! 
Introducing our โIf You Want Vanilla, Buy Ice Creamโ hoodieโa wearable manifesto for the bold and the brash. 
Fabric Fusion Fantasia: Our hoodie is a textile symphony composed of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, creating a melody of comfort that dances on the skin with every move. 
For the lovers of dark mystery, our Charcoal Heather variation weaves in 60% ring-spun cotton with 40% polyester, while the Carbon Grey option dips into a deeper enigma with 55% ring-spun cotton and 45% polyester. 
Cotton Caress: The 100% cotton face is as pure and inviting as the first snowfall, a pristine landscape awaiting your unique imprint. 
Tailor it with a touch of personal expression or a branding masterpiece; itโs your canvas to command.
Heft with a Soft Touch: With a fabric weight of 8.5 oz./ydยฒ (288.2 g/mยฒ), this hoodie brings the heft without the bulk, offering a reassuring embrace thatโs both substantial and supple. 
Pocket Perfection: The front pouch pocket is a sanctuary for wandering hands and treasures alike, a cozy nook to shield against the brisk winds of changeโor simply to keep your phone at the ready for that next selfie. 
Back Patch Panache: Turn around to reveal the self-fabric patch on the back, a subtle nod to those who appreciate the finesse of fine details. Itโs the quiet โclickโ of a well-crafted pen, the soft โsnapโ of a luxury walletโitโs understated elegance. 
String Symphony: The matching flat drawstrings arenโt just functional; theyโre a statement. Adjust to your comfort, tie to your style, and let them dangle with the nonchalance of a cat with a secret. 
Hood of Mystery: The 3-panel hood is a triptych of textile mastery, sculpted to cradle your head in a soft fortress, shielding you from the gaze of the world when you seek solaceโor from a surprise raindrop. 
Tag-free Tranquility: Our tear-away tag is a nod to the nirvana of unbothered bliss. Who needs a scratchy little rectangle of annoyance? Not you. Rip it away and bask in the smooth serenity of a tagless existence. 
Global Tapestry: Every blank product is a thread in the global tapestry, sourced with care from Pakistan. Itโs a hoodie with a passport, a well-traveled companion that speaks of ethical manufacturing and community support. 
Each of our hoodies is a tapestry of texture and a statement of style, crafted by Bold Tee Hubs, and brought to you by a global supplier that ensures swift delivery. Embrace the boldness, wrap up in warmth, and wear your wit where the world can see it. 
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