Price range: $53.50 through $62.00

Who Clucked First? | Comfy Debate Unisex Hoodie

Wrap up in a riddle with our “🐔💥 Who Clucked First?” Hoodie! This comfy conundrum is not just a cozy layer—it’s a wearable debate, sparking smiles and conversations wherever you go. Perfect for chilly days and philosophical play. 🥚😆🤔

Size Guide
Description

Description

Introduction:
Prepare to crack the case of the ages with our “?? Who Clucked First?” Unisex Hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of comfort, humor, and history’s most egg-sasperating puzzle. ??
Cozy Clues to the Classic Conundrum:
Cotton Comfort: Our 100% cotton face gives you a soft, gentle touch, perfect for those days when you need a little extra warmth and wit. ?
Premium Blend: The 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester mix makes this hoodie a durable detective in the search for answers. ?
Pocket Puzzles: Dive hands-first into the front pouch pocket for a comfy spot to ponder or just keep your essentials close. ?️‍♂️?
Styled for Sleuthing: With a self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings, and a 3-panel hood, you’ll look the part whether you’re solving mysteries or just chilling out. ??
A Design That’s No Yolk:
Featuring an egg and chicken in a humorous standoff, this hoodie is sure to poach some laughs and hatch some heated debates. ???
Wear Your Wit on Your Sleeve (Or Chest):
Egg-head Ensemble: Layer it over a tee for a smart-casual look that’s both brainy and snug. ??
Casual Comedian: Pair with jeans for a laid-back outfit that says you’re the life of the party, even at the library. ??
Relaxation Riddle: Team up with lounge pants for a day of relaxation and ruminations on life’s big questions. ?️?
The Final Layer of the Laugh:
Enduring Egg-sistence: Crafted to last through many washes – this hoodie won’t crack under pressure. ??
Ethical Egg-ception: Sourced with care from Pakistan, we ensure each hoodie comes from a place that values quality and ethics. ?❤️
Conclusion:
Whether you’re out to spark a giggle or fuel the fire of a timeless debate, our “?? Who Clucked First?” Hoodie has got you covered – literally! So, pick a side, or better yet, stay neutral and enjoy the mystery wrapped in comfort. ??
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Additional information

Additional information

Weight N/A
More Products
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Jane Bond: Bound to Excite – Colorful Inside Mug

$19.00

Sip with style and a dash of excitement with our “Jane Bond: Bound to Excite” mug! With a vibrant splash of color and an alluring printed design, this ceramic mug is sure to add a twist to your morning brew!

This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Condoms Prevent Mini Vans” Unisex T-Shirt

Price range: $19.50 through $28.00
2XL3XLLMSXL+4Show more

Dive into risqué humor with our mischievously amusing “Condoms Prevent Mini Vans (So Does Oral)” Unisex T-Shirt! ?? This tee adds a spicy touch to your wardrobe, boasting a cheeky message with a hilarious double entendre, where “Oral” can also be interpreted as “Anal.”?? This clever shirt is a playful nudge at the sprawling mini-van […]

This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Hugs, Mugs, & Bedroom Smugs – Amorous White Glossy Cup

Price range: $17.00 through $24.50
11 oz15 oz20 oz+1Show more

Looking for a gift that combines romance with a wink? Our ‘Hugs, Mugs, & Bedroom Smugs – Amorous White Glossy Cup’ is the answer! It’s not just a mug; it’s a declaration of love and a beacon of fun. Perfect for those who love their coffee with a splash of sass.

This glossy ceramic mug is durable, dishwasher-safe, and microwave-friendly. Adorned with playful doodles and the bold statement ‘SEX & LOVE,’ it’s designed to bring a smile to anyone’s face in the morning. A must-have for anyone who believes that laughter is the true spice of life!

This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Nipple Piercing | Sports bra

$39.95
2XLLMSXLXS+4Show more

Step into the forefront of fashion activism with our #FreeTheNipple sports bra, designed not just for support during your workouts but as a bold statement of freedom and equality. Crafted from moisture-wicking material, this bra ensures dryness and comfort whether you’re in a serene yoga session or pushing the limits on a morning run.

With its sleek design featuring a scoop neckline, racerback, and supportive elastic band, it’s tailored for A–C cups, promising not only a perfect fit but also a proclamation of your stance against censorship. Join us in embracing body positivity and making a statement that’s both powerful and empowering.

This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Butthole Whisperer | Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Price range: $19.50 through $28.00
2XL3XLLMSXL+4Show more

🔥 Gear up with your cheeky side with our ‘I love suckin’ Dick with my butthole’ tee. Embrace the playful humor, and be prepared to turn some heads. Made from 100% cotton and DTG printed for lasting quality. Time to wear your statement out loud! 💬🎉

This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

Thorn-Defying Rose Royalty – The Dual-Layer Phone Case That’s Petal-Proof Against Perils!

$36.00
iPhone 11iPhone 11 ProiPhone 11 Pro MaxiPhone 12iPhone 12 miniiPhone 12 ProiPhone 12 Pro MaxiPhone 13iPhone 13 miniiPhone 13 ProiPhone 13 Pro MaxiPhone 14iPhone 14 PlusiPhone 14 ProiPhone 14 Pro MaxiPhone 15iPhone 15 PlusiPhone 15 ProiPhone 15 Pro Max+17Show more

Discover the pinnacle of device defense with the Ultimate Rose Armor phone case. This dual-layer guardian boasts a rugged polycarbonate shell, fortified to shield against the harshest impacts, and a soft TPU liner for the ultimate shock absorption. Its elegant rose design isn’t just a treat for the eyes—it’s a statement of strength and beauty combined.

Enjoy full functionality with precisely aligned port openings and wireless charging compatibility, ensuring your phone remains a blooming beacon of tech-fashion without sacrificing convenience. It’s the perfect armor for your digital rosebud, keeping your phone safe and stylish in any situation.

This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page