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Pineapple Word โ Humor Filled Cotton Crop Top
Unleash your cheeky side with our โPineapple Safe Wordโ crop top! 
This snug, belly-baring tee is the ultimate conversation starter. Made for those who donโt shy away from a little risquรฉ humor, itโs as comfortable as it is playful. Crafted with a blend of soft combed cotton and polyester, you get the best of both worlds โ softness and stretch! Whether youโre lounging or out sparking giggles, this slim-fit sensation is the perfect partner-in-crime. 
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Step into the spotlight with our โPineapple Safe Wordโ crop top, where comfort meets a side-splitting statement. ?
This isnโt just any crop top; itโs a wearable icebreaker, a giggle-inducing garment that hugs your curves and broadcasts your sparkling wit. With its body-hugging 52% combed ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester fabric, this crop top isnโt just a piece of clothing โ itโs a second skin thatโs ready for any shenanigans. The lightweight material ensures you can laugh out loud without a care, while the slim fit keeps your style sleek and chic. ?
Fashioned with a fabric weight of 3.6 oz/ydยฒ (122 g/mยฒ), this top is a lightweight champion, perfect for those scorching summer days or layering under a flannel in chillier times. The 40 singles thread weight is the secret ingredient for that oh-so-soft feel, making it a top that youโll never want to peel off. ??
Letโs talk construction โ with side seams that contour to your figure, this crop top is a testament to how we believe your clothes should fit: as if they were made just for you. And where does this fabulous piece come from? Sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras, itโs a globe-trotting top thatโs ready to land in your wardrobe. ?
Now, have we mentioned versatility? Pair it with high-waisted jeans for a casual day out or with gym shorts for a workout that doesnโt compromise on fun. The โHer safe word is pineapple, whatโs yours?โ phrase isnโt just a talking point; itโs a celebration of your fearless, free-spirited personality. ?
So go ahead, make it your safe style choice for the day โ or night! And when someone asks about your safe word, just wink and point to your new favorite crop top. ?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
, where premium coziness meets Irish folklore. This all-cotton-faced treasure boasts a warm hood for those crisp Gaelic evenings and a front pouch pocket for your bits and bobs.
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Made with durable polycarbonate and wireless charging ready, this case protects your phone and your ego with its cheeky reminder of your quiet inbox. Itโs the perfect accessory for the person who loves to laugh at lifeโs little letdowns. 
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