$19.50 – $28.00Price range: $19.50 through $28.00
Butthole Whisperer | Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
🔥 Gear up with your cheeky side with our ‘I love suckin’ Dick with my butthole’ tee. Embrace the playful humor, and be prepared to turn some heads. Made from 100% cotton and DTG printed for lasting quality. Time to wear your statement out loud! 💬🎉
Description
Hey, cheeky! ?? Ready for some saucy fun with our “‘I love suckin’ Dick with my butthole’ T-Shirt”? Get ready to spread giggles (and maybe a few blushing cheeks) with this bold, mischievous statement tee! ??
This isn’t your run-of-the-mill shirt – no siree! We’re all about pushing boundaries and embracing our sexuality here. The print stands out with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) white ink printing on a faded t-shirt font, giving this cheeky quote its well-deserved spotlight. Talk about making a naughty statement! ?️?
What’s more? This tee feels just as good as it looks, all thanks to the 100% ring-spun cotton fabric. It’s soft, comfy, and perfect for causing a little uproar at your next social gathering. ??
?Key Product Features?:
1️⃣ 100% ring-spun cotton – Soft, comfortable, and durable
2️⃣ DTG white ink printed quote – The cheeky statement that will have heads turning and cheeks (not just the ones on the face) blushing
3️⃣ Double-stitching on neckline and sleeves – For that extra strength and longevity
4️⃣ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – To avoid any unseemly creases down the center
5️⃣ Ethically sourced product – Making this naughty tee a responsible choice
Get ready to shake things up with Adult-Gear’s line of playful and daring apparel. Because life’s too short for boring clothes! ??
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