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This Barbie Should Be On Xanax
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Embrace your inner Barbie with a humorous twist in our “This Barbie Should Be On Xanax” T-Shirt. ?? This playful design offers a lighthearted take on the pressures of maintaining Barbie’s seemingly perfect life. Perhaps even Barbie herself needs a little help coping sometimes!
The shirt prominently features the tongue-in-cheek text “This Barbie Should Be On Xanax”. It’s a fun, relatable nod to the realities of life – because, as we all know, even in a Barbie world, life in plastic isn’t always fantastic. ??
In terms of comfort and quality, this shirt checks all the boxes:
• 100% ring-spun cotton for soft, comfortable wear ??
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability ?️♀️
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
Add some laughter to your wardrobe and show the world that even Barbie needs a break sometimes. ?? Remember, it’s okay not to be perfect—even for Barbie!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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