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$31.50 – $33.50
Unzipped” Graphic Tank Top – “Finger Banging Good
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Description
Get ready to “tank” us for this one! Our classic, staple tank top zips up its style game with a cheeky DTG printed graphic of a zipper, cheekily declaring “Finger Banging Good.” ? Beyond the giggles, this tank is all about giving you the soft hug your skin deserves. Zip into style and comfort in a flash! 
Features:
• 100% combed and ?-so-soft ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends that mix and match like a charm: 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: A perfect 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²) & for those who love a tri-blend: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight – because quality matters!
• Neatly side-seamed for that sleek look ?
• Punny DTG printed zipper graphic that’s bound to unzip some laughs ?
• Slogan so fun, it’s “Finger Banging Good”! ?
• Blank product that’s world-traveled from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US ?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
? This captivating design is a must-have for fans of horror and the macabre, showcasing a zombie breaking free from its grave in an ominous night scene. Set against a backdrop of tombstones ?
, some of which are shaped like crosses […]
This snug, belly-baring tee is the ultimate conversation starter. Made for those who don’t shy away from a little risqué humor, it’s as comfortable as it is playful. Crafted with a blend of soft combed cotton and polyester, you get the best of both worlds – softness and stretch! Whether you’re lounging or out sparking giggles, this slim-fit sensation is the perfect partner-in-crime. 
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- Softness that rivals a puppy’s belly
: 100% combed and ringspun cotton - Tri-blend variation for that ‘wow, what is this sorcery?’ feel
: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon - Light as a sea breeze on a hot summer day
: 4.2 oz/yd² fabric weight - Side-seamed for that sleek, tailored look
- Sourced with love from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
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