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$34.50
First Date Finesseโ Racerback Tank
Sizzle with sass in our โI Only Pull Out On First Datesโ racerback! 
A perfect mix of cheeky charm and cozy chic, this tank is the ultimate conversation piece. Flaunt it on your next rendezvous or any event that calls for a touch of humor and a dash of daring! 
Description
Description
Ready to be the life of the party? ? Our hilarious โI Only Pull Out On First Datesโ print will have everyone rolling with laughter! ?? With bold letters that pop, this top is your go-to for breaking the ice and sparking chuckles. Whether youโre out for drinks or just chilling with friends, let this tank do the talking and keep the vibes light and playful! ?
Blank Apparel Description: Embrace edgy elegance with our tri-blend racerback tank! ?? Super soft and feather-light, itโs a love triangle of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon that hugs your curves in all the right places. With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz/ydยฒ (142 g/mยฒ), itโs the sweet spot between airy and resilient. The 32 singles thread count means a luxuriously smooth texture, and pre-washed fabric keeps shrinkage at bay! ?? Plus, those raw edge seams add a dash of rebel chic. Sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua, this tank is all about comfort with a side of sass. ?
Care Instructions:
Keep your tank top-tier with these care tips: Machine wash cold ?, inside-out ?, gentle cycle ? with mild detergent ? and like colors. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed 
. Avoid fabric softeners ?. Tumble dry low ?, or hang-dry for a long-lasting look ??๏ธ. If ironingโs a must, do it inside-out (but never on the print!). Skip the dry cleaning ??.
Perfect for St. Paddyโs Day or any day you need a touch of green to keep the pinchers at bay!
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt is the epitome of comfort meets humor. Featuring robust double stitching and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, itโs designed to endure the waves of laughter and nods of approval youโre sure to encounter. Whether youโre out for a casual drink or attending a laid-back party, this shirt promises to be the favorite in your wardrobe that never creases under pressure โ just like your sense of humor. Related Products
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