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โBottoms Upโ Cheeky Water Bottle โ Hydration with a Twist! 
Get ready to sip and giggle with the โBottoms Upโ Cheeky Water Bottle from Bold Tee Hub. This 17 oz stainless steel, double-walled flask is your solution to keeping drinks hot or cold and conversations lively. With a leak-proof cap and a design that demands attention, hydration just got a whole lot more hilarious.
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Description
Introducing the โBottoms Upโ Cheeky Water Bottle, the perfect companion to quench your thirst and your appetite for humor! This isnโt your run-of-the-mill water bottle. No, sir! Itโs a 17-ounce, double-walled miracle worker crafted from the finest high-grade stainless steel, designed to keep your beverages as hot or cold as your exโs heart.
At 10.5 inches of glossy, bowling pin-shaped glory, this water bottle is more than just a pretty silhouette. Itโs a statement piece that says, โIโm serious about hydration, but I also enjoy a good laugh.โ Whether youโre on a grueling hike or stuck in traffic so long youโre considering a career change, this bottleโs double-wall construction ensures your drink stays at the perfect temperature for a full 6 hours of sipping satisfaction.
But wait, thereโs more! The cap on this bad boy is as odor- and leak-proof as a submarine, ensuring that the only thing that spills is laughter, not your drink. Throw it in your carโs cup holder, your bag, or hold it proudly as you stride into the office. Let them know youโve got taste, humor, and a slight aversion to the mundane.
With the patented ORCA coating, your water bottleโs colors pop as vibrantly as the jokes at a comedy club. And while weโre on the topic of hygiene, letโs be clear: keep this bottle as clean as your humor (which we hope is very). After all, keeping water in for over 24 hours is about as advisable as texting an ex; just donโt do it.
Hand-wash this gem only, because something this special deserves your tender love and care. And remember, itโs sourced from China, but the laughs are homegrown!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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