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Unisex Hoodie – “If you want vanilla, Buy ice cream” message
Unleash your bold side with our “If You Want Vanilla, Buy Ice Cream” hoodie. Crafted from a luxurious blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, this hoodie offers unparalleled comfort and durability. Its 100% cotton face provides the perfect canvas for personalization, while the Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey options add a touch of sophistication. Featuring a front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings, and a 3-panel hood, it’s designed for both style and functionality. The tear-away tag ensures maximum comfort, making it the ultimate choice for those who live boldly.
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Welcome to the ultimate crossover of cozy couture and playful provocation! 🎭 Introducing our “If You Want Vanilla, Buy Ice Cream” hoodie—a wearable manifesto for the bold and the brash. 🍦✊
Fabric Fusion Fantasia: Our hoodie is a textile symphony composed of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, creating a melody of comfort that dances on the skin with every move. 🎶👚 For the lovers of dark mystery, our Charcoal Heather variation weaves in 60% ring-spun cotton with 40% polyester, while the Carbon Grey option dips into a deeper enigma with 55% ring-spun cotton and 45% polyester. 🌑🧶
Cotton Caress: The 100% cotton face is as pure and inviting as the first snowfall, a pristine landscape awaiting your unique imprint. ❄️👣 Tailor it with a touch of personal expression or a branding masterpiece; it’s your canvas to command.
Heft with a Soft Touch: With a fabric weight of 8.5 oz./yd² (288.2 g/m²), this hoodie brings the heft without the bulk, offering a reassuring embrace that’s both substantial and supple. 🤗⚖️
Pocket Perfection: The front pouch pocket is a sanctuary for wandering hands and treasures alike, a cozy nook to shield against the brisk winds of change—or simply to keep your phone at the ready for that next selfie. 🤳💨
Back Patch Panache: Turn around to reveal the self-fabric patch on the back, a subtle nod to those who appreciate the finesse of fine details. It’s the quiet ‘click’ of a well-crafted pen, the soft ‘snap’ of a luxury wallet—it’s understated elegance. 🧐🎩
String Symphony: The matching flat drawstrings aren’t just functional; they’re a statement. Adjust to your comfort, tie to your style, and let them dangle with the nonchalance of a cat with a secret. 😼🎀
Hood of Mystery: The 3-panel hood is a triptych of textile mastery, sculpted to cradle your head in a soft fortress, shielding you from the gaze of the world when you seek solace—or from a surprise raindrop. 🌧️🛡️
Tag-free Tranquility: Our tear-away tag is a nod to the nirvana of unbothered bliss. Who needs a scratchy little rectangle of annoyance? Not you. Rip it away and bask in the smooth serenity of a tagless existence. 🧘♂️🏷️
Global Tapestry: Every blank product is a thread in the global tapestry, sourced with care from Pakistan. It’s a hoodie with a passport, a well-traveled companion that speaks of ethical manufacturing and community support. 🌍✈️
Each of our hoodies is a tapestry of texture and a statement of style, crafted by Bold Tee Hubs, and brought to you by a global supplier that ensures swift delivery. Embrace the boldness, wrap up in warmth, and wear your wit where the world can see it. 🚀🌟👕
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