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Who Clucked First? | Comfy Debate Unisex Hoodie
Wrap up in a riddle with our โ
Who Clucked First?โ Hoodie! This comfy conundrum is not just a cozy layerโitโs a wearable debate, sparking smiles and conversations wherever you go. Perfect for chilly days and philosophical play. 
Description
Description
Introduction:
Prepare to crack the case of the ages with our โ?? Who Clucked First?โ Unisex Hoodie. Itโs the ultimate blend of comfort, humor, and historyโs most egg-sasperating puzzle. ??
Cozy Clues to the Classic Conundrum:
Cotton Comfort: Our 100% cotton face gives you a soft, gentle touch, perfect for those days when you need a little extra warmth and wit. ?
Premium Blend: The 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester mix makes this hoodie a durable detective in the search for answers. ?
Pocket Puzzles: Dive hands-first into the front pouch pocket for a comfy spot to ponder or just keep your essentials close. ?๏ธโ
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Styled for Sleuthing: With a self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings, and a 3-panel hood, youโll look the part whether youโre solving mysteries or just chilling out. ??
A Design Thatโs No Yolk:
Featuring an egg and chicken in a humorous standoff, this hoodie is sure to poach some laughs and hatch some heated debates. ???
Wear Your Wit on Your Sleeve (Or Chest):
Egg-head Ensemble: Layer it over a tee for a smart-casual look thatโs both brainy and snug. ??
Casual Comedian: Pair with jeans for a laid-back outfit that says youโre the life of the party, even at the library. ??
Relaxation Riddle: Team up with lounge pants for a day of relaxation and ruminations on lifeโs big questions. ?๏ธ?
The Final Layer of the Laugh:
Enduring Egg-sistence: Crafted to last through many washes โ this hoodie wonโt crack under pressure. ??
Ethical Egg-ception: Sourced with care from Pakistan, we ensure each hoodie comes from a place that values quality and ethics. ?
Conclusion:
Whether youโre out to spark a giggle or fuel the fire of a timeless debate, our โ?? Who Clucked First?โ Hoodie has got you covered โ literally! So, pick a side, or better yet, stay neutral and enjoy the mystery wrapped in comfort. ??
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
โ where sass meets class and comfort hugs your skin. This cheeky cotton classic is perfect for those who speak fluent sarcasm and live for a good pun. Itโs not just a top; itโs a statement piece that says, โIโm fabulous, and Iโve got the wit to match.โ
: 100% combed and ringspun cotton
: 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
: 4.2 oz/ydยฒ fabric weight
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