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Who Came First Sticker Bomb | Sports bra
Embrace your wild side at the gym with our Chick’n’Monkey Melee Sports Bra. This isn’t just a bra; it’s a front-row ticket to the funniest workout you’ll ever have! Designed for those who take their fitness with a side of frivolity, our bra features moisture-wicking material and playful, animated characters that keep the mood as light as your post-workout endorphins. 🐵🐔🥊
With support where it counts, a flattering scoop neckline, and a racerback cut for ultimate mobility, you’ll feel ready to tackle any routine—while sparking smiles and conversations. Who says you can’t have a chuckle while doing a crunch? Get ready to stretch, flex, and giggle in your new workout bestie. 🏋️♀️😄
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Step into the gym and let your fitness routine crackle with the comedic energy of the “Chick’n’Monkey Melee Sports Bra.” It’s not just a piece of athleisure; it’s a wearable sitcom where every stretch and squat is accompanied by a chorus of cartoonish cackles. 🤣
Let’s set the scene: Our characters, a plucky rooster, a cheeky monkey, and a banana that’s peeling itself with laughter, are not just emblazoned across your chest—they’re your personal cheer squad. This bra doesn’t just support; it entertains, turning the monotony of the treadmill into a merry marathon. 🏃♀️💨
Made from a blend that’s 82% determination (polyester) and 18% flexibility (spandex), it’s equipped with a fabric weight of 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²), which may vary by 5%—because just like our sense of humor, our sports bras are not one-size-fits-all. It’s stretchy enough to accommodate your workout whims and sturdy enough to endure the comedic routine of your daily grind.
With its moisture-wicking fabric, you’ll stay as dry as a stand-up comedian’s wit even when your workout feels like a slapstick routine. The four-way stretch material ensures that whether you’re reaching for the stars or just for your toes, you’re enveloped in a comfort that moves with you, like a banana slip sliding you seamlessly into the next pose. 🍌✨
The scoop neckline is as inviting as the open mic night at your favorite comedy club, and the racerback design allows for a range of motion as wide as your monkey mascot’s grin. Flat seams and bias binding are there to ensure that the only friction you experience is the playful banter between our feathered and furry friends on your fabric. No chafing, no fuss, just fun.
And let’s talk about the support—this bra has more backup than a stand-up comic at a roast. The shoulder straps are as reassuring as the punchline to your favorite joke, the double-layered front as reliable as the comedic timing of a seasoned pro, and the wide elastic band under the breasts keeps everything snug, because the only thing bouncing should be the rhythm of your belly laughs. 🎤😂
Tailored for the A–C cup audience, this bra is like the headliner of your wardrobe, ready to keep the laughs rolling and the comfort soaring. Whether you’re bending into a pretzel in yoga or lifting weights, the support is unwavering, like a best friend’s belief in your offbeat jokes.
As for the components, they’re sourced with as much thought as a chicken plotting its road-crossing strategy. With parts from China and Lithuania for the EU, and China for the US and Mexico, we’re bringing the world together one giggle at a time. 🌍🤝
Imagine the conversations you’ll spark in the locker room:
“Is that a chicken fighting a monkey on your sports bra?”
“Why yes, it’s the ultimate showdown in the epic saga of ‘Who came first?’ Spoiler alert: The banana wins by a peel!” 🍌🏆
This sports bra isn’t just about the laughs, though. It’s about expressing yourself, embracing the joy in life, and not taking your workout—or the existential poultry questions—too seriously. It’s about the freedom to giggle while you jiggle, to chuckle while you crunch, and to find the humor in the hustle.
When you wear the “Chick’n’Monkey Melee Sports Bra,” you’re not just working out; you’re starring in your own animated series where the motto is “Why do a boring workout when you can do a poultry-powered one?” 🐥🏋️♀️
So, gear up, get ready, and grab life by the dumbbells. Embrace the egg-centricity of life with a sports bra that’s as ready for a laugh as you are for a lunge. It’s time to add a splash of comedy to your cadence, a dollop of delight to your drills, and a heap of hilarity to your high knees.🎭🌟
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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