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Condoms Prevent Mini Vans” Unisex T-Shirt
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Categories: Mens, T Shirts, T-Shirts, Womens
Tags: #UnisexTshirt, AdultHumor, BoldStatements, ComedyShirt, ComicalTshirt, CondomsPreventMinivans, DoubleEntendre, FunnyTees, GagGift, HilariousTshirts, HumorWardrobe, IrreverentHumor, LaughOutLoud, NaughtyJokes, No3rdRow, NoMinivans, RisqueHumor, SarcasticTees, SayNoToMinivans, UniqueTeeDesigns
Description
Description
Dive into risqué humor with our mischievously amusing “Condoms Prevent Mini Vans (So Does Oral)” Unisex T-Shirt! ?? This tee adds a spicy touch to your wardrobe, boasting a cheeky message with a hilarious double entendre, where “Oral” can also be interpreted as “Anal.”??
This clever shirt is a playful nudge at the sprawling mini-van culture and its dreaded 3rd-row seating, inferring that a few strategic ‘choices’ could have saved you from those extra seats. Just think, with a condom, no need for a 3rd row seat! And, let’s not forget about the back seat escapades… ???
Despite the jokester vibes, we’re seriously committed to comfort. Made from ?% ring-spun cotton, this shirt promises a comfy wear that makes laughter the only reason for your tears. Its double-stitched neckline and sleeves ensure durability for numerous re-reads and washes. ??
Product Highlights:
• Soft, breathable ?% ring-spun cotton • Durable double-stitched neckline and sleeves • Witty design that’s an instant conversation starter • Lightweight fabric ideal for everyday wear • Ethically sourced blank product
Every chuckle supports sustainability here. ?? We print each shirt on-demand when you place your order, reducing overproduction and promoting mindful shopping. Good laughs are always worth the wait! ?
So, ready to make a statement that’s both funny and bold? Whether you’re dodging the mini-van life or just love causing a laugh riot, this t-shirt blends comfort, quality, and humor for a look that’s sure to turn heads. Order now! ??
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