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Condoms Prevent Mini Vans” Unisex T-Shirt
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Dive into risqué humor with our mischievously amusing “Condoms Prevent Mini Vans (So Does Oral)” Unisex T-Shirt! ?? This tee adds a spicy touch to your wardrobe, boasting a cheeky message with a hilarious double entendre, where “Oral” can also be interpreted as “Anal.”??
This clever shirt is a playful nudge at the sprawling mini-van culture and its dreaded 3rd-row seating, inferring that a few strategic ‘choices’ could have saved you from those extra seats. Just think, with a condom, no need for a 3rd row seat! And, let’s not forget about the back seat escapades… ???
Despite the jokester vibes, we’re seriously committed to comfort. Made from ?% ring-spun cotton, this shirt promises a comfy wear that makes laughter the only reason for your tears. Its double-stitched neckline and sleeves ensure durability for numerous re-reads and washes. ??
Product Highlights:
• Soft, breathable ?% ring-spun cotton • Durable double-stitched neckline and sleeves • Witty design that’s an instant conversation starter • Lightweight fabric ideal for everyday wear • Ethically sourced blank product
Every chuckle supports sustainability here. ?? We print each shirt on-demand when you place your order, reducing overproduction and promoting mindful shopping. Good laughs are always worth the wait! ?
So, ready to make a statement that’s both funny and bold? Whether you’re dodging the mini-van life or just love causing a laugh riot, this t-shirt blends comfort, quality, and humor for a look that’s sure to turn heads. Order now! ??
A perfect mix of cheeky charm and cozy chic, this tank is the ultimate conversation piece. Flaunt it on your next rendezvous or any event that calls for a touch of humor and a dash of daring! 
! Made for the road warriors who like their style with a side of sass, this 100% cotton tee is your best companion on the journey to cool town. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a statement that you’re rolling with life’s punches – and by punches, we mean those nostalgic vibes of yesteryears. So grab one and show the world that you’re too wheel for school! 
Rainbow Riches Graphic Tee”! This tee’s vibrant, Celtic-inspired artwork will have you feeling the luck of the Irish with every wear. Crafted from soft, ringspun cotton with a hint of magic polyester for our heather variants, it’s pre-shrunk for a fit as enduring as leprechaun legends. 
Perfect for St. Paddy’s Day or any day you need a touch of green to keep the pinchers at bay!
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