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First Date Finesse” Racerback Tank
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Description
Ready to be the life of the party? ? Our hilarious ‘I Only Pull Out On First Dates’ print will have everyone rolling with laughter! ?? With bold letters that pop, this top is your go-to for breaking the ice and sparking chuckles. Whether you’re out for drinks or just chilling with friends, let this tank do the talking and keep the vibes light and playful! ?✨
Blank Apparel Description: Embrace edgy elegance with our tri-blend racerback tank! ?? Super soft and feather-light, it’s a love triangle of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon that hugs your curves in all the right places. With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), it’s the sweet spot between airy and resilient. The 32 singles thread count means a luxuriously smooth texture, and pre-washed fabric keeps shrinkage at bay! ?? Plus, those raw edge seams add a dash of rebel chic. Sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua, this tank is all about comfort with a side of sass. ?✂️
Care Instructions:
Keep your tank top-tier with these care tips: Machine wash cold ?, inside-out ?, gentle cycle ? with mild detergent ? and like colors. Non-chlorine bleach only if needed ☁️. Avoid fabric softeners ?. Tumble dry low ?, or hang-dry for a long-lasting look ??️. If ironing’s a must, do it inside-out (but never on the print!). Skip the dry cleaning ??.
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